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搞笑的英语短句大全

1、不要把姐当黄金看，姐其实是一颗闪闪发光的钻石 。
Don't regard elder sister as gold. Elder sister is actually a shining diamond.
【搞笑的英语短句大全】2、找女朋友别找我这样的，太多人追的，给不了你安全感 。
Looking for a girlfriend, don't look for me, too many people chase, can't give you a sense of security.
3、有人说我不要脸，这简直胡扯，这么美我哪舍得不要 。
Some people say I don't want to be shameless. It's nonsense. I'm not willing to be so beautiful.
4、如果你主动一点，我们不光会有故事，还会有孩子 。
If you take the initiative, we will not only have stories, but also children.
5、我才不去见网友，除非国家修改一夫一妻制 。
I don't go to see netizens unless the state changes monogamy.
6、你那么甜，不适合风吹日晒，适合躺在我怀里 。
You are so sweet, not suitable for the wind and sun, suitable for lying in my arms.
7、我真是个花心的人，暑假刚走了我就想着寒假 。
I'm really a flowery person. I think of winter vacation just after the summer vacation.
8、车到山前必有路，有路我也刹不住 。
There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain. I can't stop if there is a way.
9、愿你们都拥有人人羡慕的爱情，而我有钱就好 。
I wish you all have the love that everyone envies, and I have money.
10、想和你喝酒是假，想醉你怀里是真 。
Want to drink with you is false, want to drunk your arms is true.
11、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚 。
Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.
12、脸皮怎么那么厚，让猪皮情何以勘 。
How thick the skin is, how can we explore the pig skin.
13、我没认识你之前，我真没发现原来我有以貌取人这毛病 。
Before I knew you, I didn't find out that I was judging people by their appearance.
14、俗话说：心静自然凉 。于是乎，我躺在床上装死 。
As the saying goes: the mind is calm and natural. So I lay in bed pretending to be dead.
15、特别懒，没什么特长，但熬夜是一把好手 。
I'm very lazy. I'm not good at it, but staying up late is a good skill.
16、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物 。
Other people's money is my property.
17、此人已是别人的猎物、谢绝勾引 。
This person has been the prey of others, and he refuses to seduce him.
18、我一点也不酷，但是十分帅气 。
I'm not cool at all.
19、就在刚刚，有个蚊子得到了我给它人生最后的掌声 。
Just now, a mosquito got my last applause for his life.
20、好马不吃回头草，所以好马总挨饿 。
Good horses don't eat grass, so good horses always starve.
21、我很想知道：我喝醉了会喊出谁的名字 。
I'd like to know: whose name will I call out when I'm drunk.
22、你一定要和她好好走下去，我坐车 。
You must walk well with her. I'll take the car.
23、回想这半辈子，当过最大的官也就是qq群管理员了 。
Looking back on this half of my life, I was the biggest official, that is, QQ group administrator.
24、虽然你不是妇女，但是你很三八啊 。
You're not a woman, but you're thirty-eight.
25、别问我为什么考不好，因为天气太冷，导致神志不清了 。
Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was out of my mind.
26、就算失败了九十九次，也要再努力一次，凑个整数 。
Even if you fail ninety-nine times, you should try again to round up the whole number.
27、我宁愿绿你都舍不得和你分手，你还说我不爱你？
I would rather green you are reluctant to part with you, you also said I do not love you?
28、这世间最烈的酒，是你低头噙笑的温柔 。
The strongest wine in the world is the tenderness with your head down and smile.
29、无论我考成什么狗样，我都相信我前途无量 。
No matter what kind of dog I get, I believe I have a bright future.
30、谁说我只会吃的？人家定外卖可是一把好手！
Who said I only eat? It's a good takeout!
31、做人要低调，就比如我这么帅，我都没说出来 。
Life should be low-key, such as I am so handsome, I did not say.
32、你既然没有本事给我未来，又哪来的勇气说要永远 。
Since you don't have the ability to give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever.
33、好看的皮囊三千一宿，有趣的灵魂要房要车 。
Good looking leather bag for three thousand one night, interesting soul wants room and car.
34、别熬夜等人了，手机砸到脸不是闹着玩的我跟你讲 。
Don't stay up late and wait for someone. It's not fun to hit your cell phone in the face. I'll tell you.
35、有时候肥也是一种美，起码我肥而不腻 。
Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.
36、生活不能给你的甜，或许我可以 。
Life can't give you sweetness, maybe I can.
37、生活就像新闻联播，不是换台就能逃避的了 。
Life is like a news broadcast. It can't be avoided by changing channels.
38、只因在人群中多看了你一眼，你就叫我上黑板答题 。
Just because I saw you more in the crowd, you asked me to answer on the blackboard.
39、你的牙就如同那天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远 。
Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright and far apart.
40、我姓阮，因为特别喜欢吃糖，所以朋友们叫我少吃点 。
My name is Ruan. Because I like eating sugar very much, my friends told me to eat less.

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