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朋友圈好玩的英语说说

1、泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了 。
I don't even want the basin for the water poured out.
2、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友！
Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
3、看你骨骼精奇，是块和我在一起的好料 。
Look at your wonderful skeleton. It's a good material to be with me.
4、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧！
Go your own way and let others take a taxi!
5、想要所谓的好：就请放下那所谓的面子 。
Want the so-called good: please put down that so-called face.
6、希望合适，和喜欢能撞个满怀 。
Hope to fit, and like to meet full.
7、不必对每个人都好，他们又不给你打钱 。
You don't have to be nice to everyone, and they don't give you money.
8、你站在那不要动！等我飞奔过去！
You stand there and don't move! Wait for me to run!
9、你再任性我就要嫁给你了 。
I'm going to marry you again.
10、喜欢是甘愿，是互相迁就，是一口一口吃掉你 。
Like is willing, is mutual accommodation, is a bite to eat you.
11、你们快走开！危险！我感觉我要萌炸了！
You go away! DANGER! I feel like I'm going to explode!
12、说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油 。
We agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.
13、遇上你，我再也不便秘 。
I'll never be constipated when I meet you.
14、放在心上的男孩，以后也要放在床上 。
The boy in my heart will be on the bed in the future.
15、有时候肥也是一种美，起码我肥而不腻 。
Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.
16、眼泪的存在，是为了证明悲伤不是一场幻觉 。
Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.
17、会有始料不及的运气，会有突如其来的欢喜 。
There will be unexpected luck, there will be sudden joy.
18、谢谢那些曾经击倒我的人，躺着真的很舒服 。
Thanks to those who have knocked me down. It's really comfortable to lie down.
19、你那么甜，不适合风吹日晒，适合躺在我怀里 。
You are so sweet, not suitable for the wind and sun, suitable for lying in my arms.
20、小时候的我梦想有很多，可现在我只想发财 。
When I was a child, I had a lot of dreams, but now I just want to be rich.
21、有人说我懒得抽筋，其实我连抽筋都懒得抽 。
Some people say I'm too lazy to have cramps. In fact, I don't even have cramps.
22、早安午安晚安，你不知道没有你我很不安 。
Good morning good afternoon good night. You don't know I'm upset without you.
23、眼睛是心灵的窗户，我觉得你的窗户该擦擦了 。
Eyes are the Windows of the soul. I think your windows should be wiped.
24、你这么针对我，是不是想睡我 。
Do you want to sleep with me.
25、做一只可爱的小仙女，然后把全世界都变可爱 。
Be a lovely fairy and make the whole world lovely.
26、如果有一天你死了，一定是贱死的 。
If one day you die, it must be cheap.
27、好好照顾自己，不行就换我来照顾你 。
Take good care of yourself. If not, I will take care of you.
28、早知道这么累了，当初就不下凡了 。
I knew I was so tired that I didn't go down to the world at the beginning.
29、不要轻易说爱，许下的承诺就是欠下的债！
【朋友圈好玩的英语说说】Don't say love easily, promise is debt!
30、我擅长气人，拉远距离，斩断人际关系 。
I'm good at making people angry, pulling distance and cutting off interpersonal relationships.
31、想当年，姐最瘦的时候才六斤半！
In those years, my sister was only six and a half catties when she was the thinnest!
32、先生，我能做你未来的夫人嘛 。
Sir, I can be your future wife.
33、谁说我不会乐器？我退堂鼓打的可好了 。
Who said I can't play musical instruments? I'm out of the house and I'm good at it.
34、吃别人吃不下的苦，才会享别人享不了的福 。
If you eat what others can't eat, you will enjoy the happiness that others can't enjoy.
35、世界上最痛苦的三角恋，我爱食物，脂肪爱我 。
The most painful love triangle in the world, I love food, fat love me.
36、我一向勇于认错，坚决不改 。
I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and never change them.
37、蓝精灵对着阿凡达唱：长大后，我就成了你 。
The Smurfs sing to Avatar: I'll be you when I grow up.
38、梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活 。
Then the dog's life was eaten.
39、我的爱即使廉价、也轮不到对你打折 。
Even if my love is cheap, it can't give you a discount.
40、想给你脖子种满草莓，向全世界宣称你是我的 。
I want to plant strawberries all over your neck and claim to the world that you are mine.
41、我只是觉得你很甜想把你尝遍 。
I just think you're sweet and want to taste you all over.
42、冰冻三尺非一日之寒，小腹三层非一日之馋！
Rome wasn't built in a day. Three layers of the stomach are not a day's hunger!
43、脸皮怎么那么厚，让猪皮情何以勘 。
How thick the skin is, how can we explore the pig skin.
44、如果你敢靠近我，小心我抱你走哦 。
If you dare to get close to me, be careful that I hold you.
45、世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶 。
The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.
46、我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁 。
I don't like you, like the neighbor who ate pepper, numb next door.
47、你好，你让我心动了，请负责 。
Hello, you let me heart, please be responsible.
48、过了这个村，依旧有这个店，因为是连锁店 。
After this village, there is still this shop, because it is a chain store.
49、同样都是小宝贝，凭什么我要让着你啊 。
They are all little babies. Why should I let you.
50、虽然认输不会死，但我死也不认输 。
Although I will not die if I give up, I will not.

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